Why husbands avoid questions?

Why husbands avoid questions!

WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

Husband:
No...

Wife-
Why not?
Don't you like being married?

Husband:
Of course i do.

Wife:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

Husband:
Yes, it's a great house.

Wife:
Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband:
Yes, its almost new, dear .

Wife:
Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:
No..
I am sure she would want her own..

Wife:
Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband:
No, her size is '5'

Wife:
--silence-

Husband:
'shiiit'...!!! @_@

Warning Too Bad Logic.. :D

Warning Too Bad Logic.. :D

Teacher : Tell Me One Example Of Active Voice And Passive Voice 

Santa : 
Active voice)
bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par jaate hai to haadse hote hai....

Passive voice)
sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso se hi bacche hote hai ...!! :D :p

FAADU JOKE

FAADU JOKE
In 1 bus stop:-
Boy:" MUJHSE SHADI KROGI..??
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Girl:" Kya.. ??
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Boy:" Acchi film hai na..? :P
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Girl:" kutte ke bacche
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Boy:" What.. ??
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Girl:" Kitne cute hote hai
na.. Hahahaha :D :P

To tum kya Kya Sochogi ??

Boy:"Agar Mai Tume Kiss Karke
Bhag Jau To Kya Sochogi ??
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Girl:"Mai Sochugi K 1 BEWKOOF
Jo Pura Paper Solve Kar Sakta
Tha wo OBJECTIVE Tick Karke Bhag
Gaya..

Addiction of Aashiqui 2

Addiction of Aashiqui 2

Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal..
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Banta- Sun raha hai na tu.....
Dho raha hu main......xD :D

PIC LOL!!!

Degrees Of Girls

Degrees Of Girls

MBA – Married But Available

BA – Beautifull Ass 

MBBS – Member Of Big Boobs Society

LLB – Lovely Lickable Breasts

BSC – Beautifull Sexy Cunt

School uniform

School ka woh Last day..
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Jab sari girlz ghar ke kapdo me aati hain..
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We all have a feeling k ye bhi Itni Khubsorat
hai..
School uniform me to pata hi nahi chala
yaar...:P :O :D

Dear Girls

Dear Girls
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If you haven’t Found your Smart Princeyet
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You’re not a princess…! 

KYUN HARAMI TUNE ANDER

" GHOR KALYUG KA EXAMPLE "
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SUHAGRAAT KE BAAD PATI APNI PATNI SE BOLA
PATI:- ARE KHOON TOH NIKLA HI NAHI
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PATNI NE GUSSE ME AAKAR JAWAB DIYA.
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PATNI: KYUN HARAMI TUNE ANDER TEER MARA THA KYA

Mera pakad kar so ja

EK DOST DOOSRE SE:-"Yaar, kal exam hai, Tum mujhe subah jaldi utha dena..

"DOOSRA DOST:-"Mera pakad kar so ja, Ye subah mujhse pehle uth jata hai". :D :D :P

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Bhonsdi Ke, Dono Ke Beech

Ladka Chinki Pe Line Marne Ke Liye Gungunate Hue Us Ke Samne Ja Kar Bola.

Ladka: “Peelu Tere Nile-Nile Nainon Ki Shabnam Peelu, Tere Gile-Gile Hothon Ki Sargam Peelu”

Chinki Vese Hi Kisi Baat Pe Sadi Funki Bethi Thi Gusse Se Boli

Chinki: “Bhonsdi Ke, Dono Ke Beech Mein Naak Bhi Aata Hai Waha Se Bhi Kuch Pee Ke Dekh Le Aur Agar Phir Bhi Tera Jee Na Bhare To Bolna Main Panty Utarungi, Mera Period Abhi Chal Hi Raha Hai, Wahan Se Bhi Pee Liyo Shayad Tujhe Pasand Aa Jaye“

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Baad May Lafda

Ek Bar Ek Aadmi Apni Biwi Ke Sath Bar Mein Betha Hua Thha.

Achanak Hi Pati Ko Toilet Mein Jana Pada, Itne Mein Ek Lady Uski Patni Ke Paas Aakar Uske Kaan Mein Boli

“Paise Pehlay Lay Lena Yeh Admi Baad May Lafda Karta Hai"
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7 TYPES OF GIRLS...

There are basically 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment
you turn her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called'WIFE'
once enters in your system don't
leave even after format.:D :p