he proposed me&I rejected.

Wife:"Look at that Drunker!
Hubby:"Who is he ??
Wife:"10 years back he proposed me&I rejected..
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Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating.. ­ -:D
Wow... ;-)) 

Top 9 Funny Shops

Top 9 Funny Shops:
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1. Gandhi hair salon
2. Mallika texlies
3. Jayalalita Fitness club
4. Dharmendra dance academy
5. Mayawati beauty parlour
6. Inzamam english classes
7. Manmohan public speak
8. Salman marriage bureau
9. Rakhi Satsang kendra:l

FAther with son

An American Family- Youngest Son: Dad, whats d diff btwn
                                                   'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: Would u sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?
Daughter: Yes He s my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million?
Elder Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' 
 we r sitting with 3 millionaires, but in 'Reality' we r living with 2
prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard!!!!

FAther with son

An American Family- Youngest Son: Dad, whats d diff btwn
                                                   'hypothetically' & 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: Would u sleep with Tom cruise for 1 million?
Wife: Of course! I would never waste such an opportunity.
Then Dad asks daughter: Would u sleep with Tom cruise for 1 Million?
Daughter: Yes He s my fantasy!
Dad asks elder son: Would u sleep with, Tom cruise for 1 million?
Elder Son: Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money!
Father turns to his younger son: You see son, 'Hypothetically' 
 we r sitting with 3 millionaires, but in 'Reality' we r living with 2
prostitutes & 1 gay Bastard!!!!

height of fashion with girl's intelligance

1st match we failed 4 just 2runs

but now v reply back with 56 xtra runs

thatz mi...

height of fashion
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A 3 Yers Old baby telling his mom:

" "Mom, Pamper zara neechay baandhna, Dashing lOok aata hai...  

LADKI IN ATM COUNTER
The ATM machine
jammed
(stopped working)
because of...
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An intelligent girl put
herhair pin
in the machine when
option was
to.."Enter Your PIN"

:P :) :P :) :P

Wt You Think about That Is This True Or False

WIKI Published 1st List of black money holders in SWISS bank......
The Top Most 13
(money is in CRORES)

Rajiv Gandhi(19800)
A Raja(7800)
Harshad Mehta(135800)
Ketan Parekh(8200)
HD Kumarswamy(14500)
Lalu Prasad Yadav(28900)
J M Scindia(9000)
Kalanidi Maran(15000)
Karunanidi(35000)
Sharad Pawar(28000)
Suresh Kalmadi(5900)
Chidhambaram(32000)
Raj foundation(189008)

Wt You Think about That Is This True Or False

WIKI Published 1st List of black money holders in SWISS bank......
The Top Most 13
(money is in CRORES)

Rajiv Gandhi(19800)
A Raja(7800)
Harshad Mehta(135800)
Ketan Parekh(8200)
HD Kumarswamy(14500)
Lalu Prasad Yadav(28900)
J M Scindia(9000)
Kalanidi Maran(15000)
Karunanidi(35000)
Sharad Pawar(28000)
Suresh Kalmadi(5900)
Chidhambaram(32000)
Raj foundation(189008)

WTF engineering

7 chatai par 7 sadhu baithe theBoy ne
 sadhu se pucha:"baba engineering kar li hai,aage kya karu ??"

sadhu (dusre sadhu se):".........1 chatai aur laga bhai k liye... :

WTF OFF OF WIFE

A man with a gun went into a bank and
demanded their money. Once he was 
given the money, he turned to a customer
 and asked, "Did you see me rob this bank?" 

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." 
The robber then shot him in the temple, 
killing him instantly. 
He then turned to a couple standing next 
to him and asked the woman, 
"Did you see me rob this bank?" 

The woman replied, "No sir, 
                 I didn't, but my husband did."

IPAD

Friend asked his dad for an iPad. He got it the next day.

I asked my dad for an iPad. I got an iThapPad instantly

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes
Let me die the moment my love dies....
Let me not outlive my own capacity to love....
Let me die still loving, and so, never die....

Rajnikant V/s CID Jokes
Difference between a woman's argument and a knife is - the knife has a point !! X_X =))  \=D/ =)) =)) :]xx  ...=)) 

NEW JOKE

Hum roz kitne faltu joke karte hai
Ek msg kissi ke bhale ke Liye DUWA chahiye
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Maine aaj ek dozen Aam kharida hai, Plzzz Duwa karna mitha nikle  

Sala usi ke liye pareshan

True lines:
Our heart is the greatest
haramkhor in d world.. .
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Sala usi ke liye pareshan
rahega, jo bhav nahi deti...... 
    

both is called a WIFE

TWO DIFFICULT THINGS TO ACHIEVE::
1) To plant your ideas in someone else's head.
2) To put someone else's money in your own pocket.

The one who succeeds in the First is called a TEACHER and the one who succeeds in the Second is called a POLITICIAN.

The one who succeeds in both is called a WIFE.
The one who fails in both is called the HUSBAND.