3 idiot on facebook

3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!

Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya :P

Comic section is on the 1st floor!

A Student in a book store.
Do You have a book called,
"Student,how to clear Engineering backs?"
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Sales Girl :
Sir, Fantasy and Comic section is on the 1st
floor!!:P:D

POLICE wale ko le aa

ek Pathan "Red Light Area" gaya.
Broker se rate puchha.

Broker : 100 Ladki ke
30 mere
20 police wale ke
Pathaan : O yara dil khush kar diya. Ja pehle POLICE wale ko le aa.

Gaand Marunga”

Pathan Ek Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Uske Haath Mein Dice Deta Hai Aur Kehta Hai

“Agar Tumhara 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To Main Tumhari Gaand Marunga”

Ladki: “Agar 6 Aaya To?”

Pathan: “Tumne Ludo Nahi Kheli Kabhi? 6 Aaya To Dobara Bari Lunga“

sperm drink

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.

The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks
at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back.
"That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says

"See honey - its not that hard" :p

Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi

Teacher Ne Class Mein Question Pucha

Teacher: “Videsh Ke Bachhe Gore Aur Yahan Ke Kale Kyun Hote Hai”

Santa: “Madam Ji, Kyun Ki Wahan Ponds Cream Laga Ke Chudayi Hoti Hai Aur Yahan Sarso Ke Tel Se“