Govt School Ke Bache

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Govt School Ke Bache Kisi Ko
Ghaseet Ke School
Le Ja Rahe The..
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Ek Buzurg:"Ise chod Do Padhna hoga to Ye Khud
School Aayega..
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Boys:"Ye Student Nahi TEACHER
Hai Chacha.=D =))
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Diffrence between Driver and Conductor

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Teacher:"
Bus k Driver Or Conductor Main kya
Fark Hai ??
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Student:"
Conductor Soooyaa To kisi ka Ticket Nahi
kaTeGaaa..!
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Driver Soooyaaa To Sab ka Ticket kat
Jaye Ga....:p :O :D
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Ultimate beizzati

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Ultimate beizzati :

Garmi main bus stop pe 20 log bus ka intazaar kar rahe the.
Ek bhikhari aaya sabse ek ek rupye lekar auto main baithkar chala gaya.

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GOLD JOKE

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All the ambulances are on high alert at zaveri bazar due to gold silver fall....

Bappi lehri for sale on OLX!!!

Tomorrow Amitabh Bacchan is coming to Vashi for d closing cermony of Kalyan Jewellers.....

Now 10 gram gold's rate n Sunny Leone's one night Rate r d same....... people r confused where to invest�..... =D
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Harami Uncle

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An Old man was waiting 4 Train..
Boy: What's Time....??
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Oldman: sorry
Boy: Time...??
Oldman: No!
Boy: whY...??
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Oldman : If i tel u time, u will ask
name, my job etc
Then I ask abt u both of us will b
frank. May b u get seat beside me.
U may go 2 same city.
My daughter will come 2 reciev
me.
She is beautiful U both may fall in
love
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Then she might insist me 2 marry
u &
I'm sorry I dont want a son in-
law who doesnt even have a
watch! .
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Boy:boht harami hain uncle aap

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Double Insult

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Waiter: 10 ruppees ki tip meri liye insult hai >_<

Pappu: toh phir..?? O.o

Waiter: 20 Rs toh do ! :O
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Pappu : Nahi yaar mein tumhari double insult nahi kar sakta :D :P

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Ek Engineer ne.. Arz kia hai...

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Ek Engineer ne..
Arz kia hai...

Woh ye bol kar hume chhod gayi dosto.

wah...wah
wah...wah

Woh ye bol kar hume chhod gayi dosto.
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"Tumhare toh EXAMS hi khatm nahi hote,
tum pyaar kya ghanta krogy":p :D :P
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Saalo ka xperince

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Santa Interview Dene Jata hai..
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Interviewer : Aapko Kitne Saalo ka xperince hai ?
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Santa : Sir ji Maaf Karna......Kabhi Saalo Per Try Nahi kiya Lekin 3 Saaliyo Ka xperience Zarur Hai :) :D

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WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT...

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WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT...
Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too.
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Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now...accept my friend request.
Son: You're on Facebook now?
WTF!!!
Dad: What does WTF mean?
Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad.
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Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL
Son: How is that funny, mom?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter...surely it is not funny!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love...
I'll have to call everyone back and explain!X_X

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ye pregnant kya hota hai ???

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Bacha maa se - Mom ye
pregnant kya hota
hai ???
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Mom ne gusse se dekha
toh wo samja ki
gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!!
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2nd day bacha school se
aate hue ek ladki k
upar gir gaya...!!
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Ladki ki maa Chilla kar
boli : Ye kya badtameezi hai???
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Bacha bola -
Gira teri beti
k upar hu
or
pregnant tu ho rahi hai..

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kamine tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai na?

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Ladki- (sharma ke) ye pyar kya hota he? .

Ladka- pyar ka rishta 2 insaano me

wohi hota he jo cement or rait

k darmiyan pani ka hota hai farz karo .

dekho

Ladka= cement

Ladki= rait

Love= pani

.Ab agar cement or rait ko aapas me

mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi hoge

Agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to

inko koi juda nahi kar sakta

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.Ladki- (Hans ke boli) kamine tu CIVIL ENGINEER hai na? :)

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CHAT (solid bejati)..

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CHAT (solid bejati)..
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Boy (politely): Hi...
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Girl (showing atitude) : Do I know you..? .
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Boy (in cool tone):
nai re pagli.. teri itni aukaat kaha..;)

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Pataa nahi Kal shaam tak toh Nahin tha yahan

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American:" ye Kutub Minar kitne din main
bana hai ??
Indian:" 1 mahine main..
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American:" yeh hamare Country mein to 2
weeks mein ban jati hai..
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Thoda aage jane k baad phir poocha:" Yeh Lal
kila kitne din mein bana hai?
Indian:" Sirf 2 weeks mein
American:" hamare Country mein to 3
days mein ban jati hai...
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Taj Mahal k paas se guzre toh american ne
pucha:" Yeh Taj Mahal kitne din
mein bani hai ??
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Indian:" Pataa nahi Kal shaam tak toh Nahin
tha yahan.... :P :D

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Aaj fir school jaane ko dil karta hai

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Aaj fir school jaane ko dil karta hai…
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subah-subah jaldi uth, nahane ko dil karta hai,
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school dress pahan kr tie lagane kodil karta hai,
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Aaj firr…Line me lagkar prayer karne ko dil karta hai,
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Ek dusre ko dhakka de aage badhne ko dil karta hai,
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Aaj firr… Class ke khali period me kagaj ke aeroplane udane ko dil karta hai,
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Lunch time me ek dusre ka tifin
kahne ko dil karta hai,
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Aaj firr… Class me mam ke questions
puchne par chupchap khade hone ka dil karta hai,
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Home work na karne aur dher sare bahane banana ka dil karta hai,
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Aaj firr… Social science ke period me sone ka dil karta hai,
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Chutti ke intezar me bell bajne ka dil karta hai,
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Aaj firr… Un dosto ke sath baate karne aur ladne jhagdne ka dil karta hai,
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Sab kuch bhool jaankar mast hone ka dil karta hai,
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Aaj fir school jaane ka dil karta hai……

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Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata ha

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Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diy 

Pappu : Mujhe?? 

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai. 
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

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Conversion between bay and girl

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Boy:- I Love U , tum iss duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho .....
Girl:- Par tumhare peeche to mujh se bhi zyada
khubsurat ladki khadi hai ...............­ -.

Ladke ne mud kar dekha to waha koi nahi tha ...........

Girl:- Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte
toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte ...............

"I HATE YOU"
Moral :- Moral woral kuch nahi , bas ladki zara tez nikali .....

"Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere dosto"
Boy:- Jaisi tumhari marzi , but ab ye diamond ring
main kise dunga ..............

Girl:- Lo ! Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi
nahi kar sakti kya .............

Ladki ne ring box me dekha .........
Girl:- Ye to khaali hai ...............­ -...

Boy:- Agar tum mujh se sacha pyaar karti to kabhi box khol kr check nhi krti .............
"I HATE YOU"

Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tez Hoti Hai , Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt
Bhi Lagti Hai ...

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Pepsodent toothpaste

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If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs, what does Pepsodent Sensitive do?
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It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!

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Pehle Uspe Dish Sawaar Tha....

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'SRK BANNED FROM WANKHEDE FOR FIVE YEARS

Now SRK has to watch matches at the Wankhede from the Income Tax building terrace.
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Pehle Uspe Dish Sawaar Tha, Ab Woh Dish Pe Sawaar Hai!! '=))

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