Pappu-Golu ek dawat me

Pappu-Golu ek dawat me gaye...
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Ek aadmi ne pucha : aap dono
kaun...???
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Pappu : mai ladke walo ki taraf se...
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Golu : aur mai ladki walo ki tarafse...
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Aadmi : kamino aaj mere baap ki 13vi
hai yahan...

She can't speak Spanish

An Indian girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain !

She can't speak Spanish.

Each time she wants to buy chicken legs,

she would lift her skirt &

show her thighs to

enable the seller understand her.

This went on for sometime.

One day she wanted to buy banana.....

She took her husband to the shop....

(haso mat, pura suno)

Do you Know Why?

Because her husband can speak Spanish and could ask for Banana in spanish...!

chal bhag saali..

A Colgate's reporter comes on Pappu's door

Reporter:"kya aapke toothpest me namak hai ?
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Pappu:"chal bhag saali.. kal ko puchegi kya aapke shampoo me garam masala hai ?

Casio

Ladki to shopkeeper:

Ladki: aapke pas kaun sa calculator hai?

Shopkeeper: Casio
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Ladki: main theek hun. Aap sunao.
Hahahaha

name of any Microsoft Product?

Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
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Samy:
MS Excel..

Johny:
MS Word..

Tom:
MS Powerpoint..

SANTA:
After thinking a lot....
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MS Dhoni...

Bohot ganda hai

Bohot ganda hai bilkul imagine karte mat padhna

A $exy woman walks up to the
counter and motions the bartender
over. She starts to run her fingers
through his hair and asks to speak to
the manager.
The Bartender replies, “Sorry, the
manager is out. Can I help you?”
By this time the woman has run her
fingers over his face and in his
mouth where the horny bartender is
gently sucking on them. She says,
“You sure he isn’t here?”
The bartender mumbles through her
fingers, “Yes, he’s out for another 2
hours. Are you sure there is nothing
I can do to help?”
The woman then says, “Oh, I only
wanted to tell him there’s no toilet
paper or soap in the ladies toilets!”

Naam ghanta likhunga jisne imagine kiya uski gaali thodi na khani hai hehe

Gaand Fat Gayi

Insani Jism Ka Sab Se Nazuk Hissa Hai Gaand

Thand Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Garmi Lage To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Paper Na Aata Ho To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Result Aaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Koi Bhi Kaam Kharab Ho Jaye To Gaand Fat Gayi,

Moral -Haan to Bhai Logo, Apne Dil Se Jyada Khayal Hume Apni Gaand Ka Rakha Chahiye

Aaj Ke Shubh-Vichar.

Aaj Ke Shubh-Vichar..

Jo baccha apne maa baap ki dil se seva karta hai..
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Uski "LOVE MARRIAGE" me zyada dikkat nhi aati... :P :/ :O :D