26 Alphabets Can Never Express

In a Paper, Question Was Asked:
Write An Essay On Your BestFriend
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200 words.
Given Time Half An Hour ..
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A Boy Finished His Paper In Just 1
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He Wrote 1 Sentence But He Got
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That One Sentence Was:"Any
Combination Of 26 Alphabets Can
Never
Express My Lovely Friend"

Aapka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai Par

Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye Shadi-Shuda
Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha,

Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign Board Laga Tha,
Jispe Likha Tha.Kripya Khidki Ke Parde Hamesha Dal Ke Rakhe,

Aapka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai Par Humara Staff Nahi :P ;)

fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off.

Best break up shayri

Tere chehre se ab mujhe lagta hai khof..
Tere chehre se ab mujhe lagta hai khof..

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fuck off
fuck off
fuck off
fuck off.

Mostly found in front of the Mirror

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:

Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!

Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love and care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond and Platinum
- Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

man will b man

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class...

Teacher : What kind of wife would you like Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon...

Teacher : Wow !! what a choice...
do you want her to be cool & calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, no...
Teacher: oh so u want her to be round and white?
Johny: No, no...

Teacher: Oh, so u want her to be fair and beautiful like d moon?
Johny: No, no...

I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning...!!!

man will b man :p :D

Accha"MODEL"Mill Jata

"SHADI'Karne Ke Baad Aur
"MOBILE"Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat
Ke Afsos Hota Hai....
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.Ke Kuch Din Ruk Jata To Aur
Accha"MODEL"Mill Jata... :D ;p

Apne baap ki aaulad hai to

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya
what is challenge.. ??
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Pappu ne pura page khaali chhod kar page k end
me likha...
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass karke
dikha...
its a challenge...:p :O :D :D

Manega nahi bhenchoood

Solid one ... 

Santa train ke toilet mein susu kar raha tha. Saamne likha tha:

"oopar mat dekhna"

Santa se raha na gaya.....usne oopar ki taraf dekha.....wahan likha tha:

"Manega nahi bhenchoood......."=))=D =))

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary

Shadi ki 14th Anniversary par
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Husband gehri soch me tha.

Wife ne ye dekha aur pucha - Kya soch rahe
ho?

. Husband- Yaad hai jab tumhare daddy ne
date pe pakda tha.
aur kaha tha, ya to meri beti se shadi karo
ya 14 saal k liye jail jao
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Wife muskurate hue :- Haan to ? .

Husband :- agar sahi faisla Liya hota to aaj
me azaad ho jata... hahahaha..lolzzz:D:p:O

Teri Gaand Na Phatt Jati “

Ek Baar Do Yatri Train Mein Safar Kar
Rahe The,
Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Kuch Karna
Chahiye Ye Soch Kar Ek Yatri Ne
Doosre Se Kaha.
Pehla Yatri: “ Janab Koi Shayari
Sunaiye ”
Doosra Yatri: “Lo Ji Ek Sher Suno –
Miyan Makbool, Aapki Gand Mein
Gobhi Ka Phool ”
Is Se Pahle Wo Agli Line Bolta Pahla
Yatri Fatafat Bola: “ Wah Kya Sher
Tha, Ab Mera Suno – Miyan
Makbool, Aapki Gand Mein Jamun
Ka Ped”
Doosra Yatri: “Janab Ye Kuch Jama
Nahi”
Pahla Yatri: “ Bhosdi Ke, Agar Jamun
Ka Ped Jam Jata To Teri Gaand Na
Phatt Jati “

Don’t Ask What The First Thing Is!“=))

Question: “Define Contraceptive Pill?”
Answer: “It’s The Second Best Thing A Woman Can Keep In Her Mouth To Avoid Pregnancy! 

Now Don’t Ask What The First Thing Is!“=))

BANK & BRA

BANK & BRA

SIMILARITY
Dono ke andar jitna maal jyada, utna interest jyada.


DIFFERENCE
bra se maal nikaal ne ke baad interest aata hai aur
bank se maal nikaal ne ke baad interest khatam.

Two software engineers

Two software engineers happened to be very close friends.
One day, while sitting in a restaurant and having coffee,
one friend asked the other..
"howz your relationship with that new G/f going"?
The other guy "i forgot to mention, yesterday she came to my house".
Friend: WOW!!! What happened then.. tell me the full story...
Man: Well.. i played her favorite music and we danced.
Friend: Then what happened..??
Man: Well.. as we were dancing together.. we kissed...
Friend: then what... keep going...
Man: Well.. i picked her up in my arms and placed her on the table.. next to my new laptop..
Friend: You got a New Lapotop.... When...???
Man: Just last week... my parents gifted me one...
Friend: Wow!! What configuration... ??
Man: 500GB harddisk, 8 GB ram.. 4.3GH processor... ........
Friend: Does it have an HDMI port?
Man: Yes
Friend: A blu-ray burner?
Man: Yes
Friend: AWESOME DUDE..!!!

ICC has decided following restrictions on gayle

After today's game the icc has decided following restrictions on gayle.
1. He will play only 24 balls (4 overs) only. Afterwards he will be retired hurt. 
2. Only one six and one four per over. 
3. Strike rate of more than 250 percent will be fined. 
4. He should run at least two singles in an over. 
5. There will be no fielding restrictions when gayle is batting. 
6 . If any spectator catches the ball he is out.