Eats Fuking Batteries

A Teacher Asks The Class To Name Things That End With ‘Tor‘ And That Eat Things

The First Little Boy Says: “Alligator.”

Teacher: “Very Good, That’s A Big Word.”

The Second Boy Says: “Predator.”

Teacher: “Yes, That’s Another Big Word. Well Done.”

Little Johnny Says: “Vibrator, Miss.”

After Nearly Falling Off Her Chair, She Says: “That Is A Big Word, But It Doesn’t Eat Anything.”

Johnny: “Well My Sister Has One And She Says It Eats Fuking Batteries Like There’s No Tomorrow!“

A Broken Condom

Husband: “Honey, Why Is Broken Condom Laying On The Sofa?”

Wife Tensed: “Where?”

She Goes Out To Check And Returns

Wife: “For God Sake Stop Calling Our Son A Broken Condom“

New Slogan For BJP

New Slogan For BJP:----
Ultimate One...
Can't Stop Laughing...

दिलों में कमल खिलाओ..
पंजा तो मूठ मारने के काम आता है...

"I need a BlowJob"

Me really control myself when a hot receptionist in hotel says
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"What can I do for you"??
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I really wish to reply saying
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"I need a BlowJob"

Equations! - This is the best

Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

Do U Know Value of Periods?

U'll die laughing........

Pappu School der se pahuncha.
TEACHER-Do U Know Value of Periods?
Yes madam
1bar Pados ki DIDI ko nahi hua to Uski Maa Behosh,Bap Ko Attack,aur mera bhai Farrar!

Pathan ke bachche hue Naam rakha

Pathan ke 3 bachche hue

Naam rakha

1) Hasrat Khan
2) Harkat Khan
3) Barkat Khan

Phir 3 bachche hue

Naam rakha

1) Dariya Khan
2) Samandar Khan
3) Sailaab Khan

Phir 3 bachche hue

Naam rakha

1) Himmat Khan
2) Housla Khan
3) Bardash Khan

Phir 3 bachche hue
Is baar biwine naam rakha...

1) Bas Kar Khan
2) Sharam Kar Khan
3) Reham Kar Khan...

Raat Aur Suhaagraat

RAZIA Apni Shaadi Se Pehle Apni Saheli SANIA Se Puchhti Hai.

RAZIA:
"Arrey, Kya Tujhe Pata Hai Ki Raat Aur Suhaagraat Mein
Kya Farak Hota Hai?”

SANIA
"Suhaagraat Mein Hum Sirf Pati Ke Saath So Sakte Han
Jab Ki Raat Mein Yeh Jaroori Nahi Hota.”

tera khada kaise hogaya?

1 Aadmi Eye operation k Baad :
-"Dr. nahi dikh raha. "
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Dr. Ne nurse ko bulaya aur uske kapde utar diye . .
Dr:- "Ab dikha?" .
Man:- "nahi dikhta." . .
Dr:- Kaminey, agar kuch dikha he nahi to tera khada kaise hogaya?

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