Don’t Ask What Is That?

Maths Teacher -

Dinesh tere pas 6 Lollipop hai..

2 Neha ne chus liy,
3 Pooja ne,
1 Priya ne..

Toh tere pas kitne bacha..

Dinesh: "Lawda bacha! Wo AAP chooslo....





Boy & Girl on First Date..

Girl:"kitna seedha hai..
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Boy:"kya maal hai.. :p
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Girl:"nice behaviour..
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Boy:"kash pat jaye..
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Girl:"dressing sense zabardast hai.
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Boy:"skirt, top mein aur hot lagegi.
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Girl:"agar razi ho gaya toh isise shadi karungi..
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Boy:"bas 1 baar haa karde mujhe konse shadi karni
hai. . 


Romance In Easy Way

1. Hand In Hand

2. That In Hand

3. Hand In That

4. That In Mouth

5. Mouth In That

6. That In That

Now Don’t Ask What Is That?