get yourself a drink,smoke,drugs

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. 
Doctor: You should cut down on drinks. 
Patient: I don't touch a drop. 
Doctor: You should cut down on smoking. 
Patient: I don't smoke. 
Doctor: You should stop taking drugs. 
Patient: I don't do drugs. 
Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. 
Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life. 
Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends.

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