Impossiblr

•  Boy:" My GF is pregnant

  but I used protection..
  .
  Doctor:" 1 kahani suno...
  .
  1 shikari 1 din Gun ki
  jagah umbrella le gaya,
  .
  achanak lion samne
  aaya to usne umbrella
  ka handle khicha aur fire
  kiya..
  .
  Lion wahi mar gaya..
  .
  Boy:"Impossible ­ ...
  Kissi aur ne fire kiya
  hoga..
  .
  .
  Doctor :"Exactly, kisi or
  ne fire kiya hoga..