Pathan

PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

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Pathan sitting on the Bench with girlfriend
Pathan said: Can i kiss u?
Girl said:NO my lipstick will remove
Pathan:Can i touch ur nipple?
Girl:No,my shirt will become wet.
Pathan: can i fuck u?
Girl:No their are my menses period.
Pathan:Lalay ki jan!
ab ye mat kehna k loos motion hai