THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 20, a woman is like
Africa.
Half discovered, half-wild, naturally
beautiful
with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like
America.
Well developed and open to trade,
especially
for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she is like
India. Very
hot, relaxed and convinced of her
own
beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like
France.
Gently aging but still a warm and
desirable
place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like
Yugoslavia.
Lost the war, haunted by past
mistakes.
Massive reconstruction is now
necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like
Russia, Very
wide and borders are un-patrolled.
The frigid
climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like
Mongolia.
Glorious and all conquering past but
alas, no
future.
After 70, they become like
Afghanistan.
Everyone know where it is but no
one wanna
go there.

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