Benchod Kisi Ko

Furkat Ke Darakht Pe Ishrat Ka Yu Sharmana..
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Benchod Kisi Ko Pahli Line SamajhAayeTo Mujhe Bhi Batana..

kar le nasta

A girl comes to late in
shool:
Boys says: Chand taron ko
neend aa rahi hain,teri ma
ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain??
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Girls says: Maa ki chut ka
mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra
chal kar le nasta

AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE DOUBTS !!!!

AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE
DOUBTS !!!!
Babli - Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male
hai ya Female ?
(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question'
Suddenly another kid (Bunty) replied-
Teacher , Teacher It's Female
Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe
ChadteHain, Idiot.
Teacher got tensed with answer
whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To
Uske Bacche- Kyo nahi hote ?
Teacher more tensed...
Bunty again with answer-Kyoki Sab Us
Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana Sabhi
Peeche Se Chadte Hain, parDriver Aur
Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte Hain.
Phir Bachche -Kyon Nahin Hote?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi pehanke Chadte Hain.
Teacher Behosh!:D

Bachelors think at night...& Married think at day time

Bachelors think that married
men are lucky..
Married men think that Bachelors are lucky..
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The point is that
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Bachelors think at night...& Married think at day time... :-P

Nayi Bori Kyun Kholi

Ek Dukan Par Ek Ladka Kaam KartaTha,
Uska Malik Use Ye Kah Kar Ghar Jata Tha
Ki Ghar Chini Khane Ja Raha Hoon
Aisa Roj Hota Thha, Ek Din Ladka Lala Ji
Ka Picha Karta Karta Ghar PahunchGaya.
Usne Khidki Mein Se Dekha Ki Lala Ji Apni
Wife Ko Chod Raha Tha,
Ye Dekh Ladke Ko Bhi Tharak Chadd Gayi
Aur Usne Doosre Din Lala Ji Ki Ladki Ko
Pata Liya,
Kuch Din Baad Vo Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kar
Raha Tha, Achanak Se Lala Uper SeAa
Gaya Aur Usne Ye Sab Dekh Liya
Bas Fir Kya Tha Lala Ji Ne Ladke KoPeetna
Shuru Kar Diya.
Rone Peetne Ki Awaje Sunkar Aas Paas Ke
Logo Ne Pucha: “ Arrey Is Gareeb Ko Kyu
Peete Ja Rahe Ho”
Iss Par Lala Ji Ne Rote Hue Jawab Diya:
“Jab Ise Cheeni Khani Thi To Isne Nayi
Bori Kyun Kholi, Jab Purani Bori Khuli
Padi Thi

Dobara Baari Lunga..

Santa Ek Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Uske Haath Mein Ludo Dice Deta Hai AurKehta Hai
“Agar Tumhara 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya To Main Tumhari Gaand Marunga”
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Ladki : “Agar 6 Aaya To?”
Santa : “Tune Ludo Nahi Khela Kabhi..??
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Benchod 6 Aaya To Dobara Baari Lunga..

Machhi khayegi machhi?

GF- Where r u?

BF- I m at Bank

GF- I need 30000 Rs for Blackberry & 5000 Rs for haircut

BF- Sorry, I mean I was at d Bank
of a River.
Machhi khayegi machhi??.

A Girl’s Status

A Girl’s Status At
Facebook:
Weird Day A Guy Came
Up To Me&Told Me He’d
Give Me An iPhone If I
Sleep With Him How
Ridiculous
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Updated Via iPhone.

KUTTA AUR KUTIYA HUM

MUjtaba
"
Agar kutton ka T.V Par Channel ho to,
soncho usme serial ke naam kuch Aise Honge"...:-

*YAHAN MAIN GHAR GHAR BHOKI:-P

*KAAT KHANA SATHIYA:-P

*AGLE JANAM MOHE PILLA HI KIJO:-P

*MAIN KUTIYA TERE ANGAN KI:-P

*YEH KUTTA KYA KEHLATA HAI:-P

*EK HAZARO ME MERI KUTTIYA HAI:-P

*IS KUTTE KO KYA NAAM DU:-P

*KUTTA AUR KUTIYA HUM:-P

*KUTTA VADHU:-P

*PAVITRA PILLA:-P

And last but Not D Least-->

*BADE DOGGIE LAGTE HO:-P

" KUTTA WAHI KUTIYA NAYI ":-P:-D:-D:-D Lolz Roflz

Pajame main Khushi

Husband: aaj tumhari behen ko Ghar per dekh kar badi khushi ho Rahi hai..

Wife: Jeans Pehan Lo!! Pajame main Khushi saaf Dikhai de Rahi hai...X_X =)) 

Master Ki Maa Ki Chut.

Mastar- Aaj Sab Dohe Bolenge, Pehle Golu Tum Bolo.
Golu- Chidiya Baithi Daal Par, Diya Usne Moot,
Sab Bachche Jor Se Bolo,
Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut.
Master- ShaBaash Ab santa Bolega.
Santa- Kutta Khada Sadak Par,Diya Usne Moot,
Golu Ki Maa Ka Bhosda, Master Ki Maa Ki Chut.

Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani

Wife was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with Rajnikant. She then heard her husband coming.. She told Rajnikant to stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling...

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now...

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn i am so horny, i will fuck this robot...

He tried fucking. Rajnikant started talking in a metallic robotic way..

"System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole.."

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..

Rajnikant realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN"

Moral of d story :waqt bura ho toh Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani padti hai...

Lamination

Girl- Aaj Sex karoge ??????

Boy- Nahi

Girl- kyu ..????

Boy- Condom nahi hai aaj..

Girl-tera to roj ka natak hai Bhosdike, Lamination kyu nai karwa leta...

Nonsense..

Lkg Student:"your Slate Is Nice Dude.."
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Ukg Student:"don't Talk Nonsense..

This Is Samsung Galaxy Note:p

ITNA BADA.

EK AUR

Hujure aala
Pesh-e-khidmat
1 gazal...
Kal chodne ki raat thi..
Sab ne kia
apna khada..
Kuchh ne kaha
mera bada..
Kuchh ne kaha
us ka bada..

Hum bhi wahin maujood the..
Hum chup rahe..
Bas hans diye..
Jab hum ne
kiya apna khada..
( ' )
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Sab ne kaha...
maa
chod
ITNA BADA..
ITNA BADA...
:D :D :D

Horror Effect

Horror Films Mein Ladki Ko Ghar Mein Jab kuch Ajeeb Sunai Deta Hai
To Wo Kehti Hai:" Kaun Hai Wahan..???
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Jaise ki Bhoot Bolega:" Haan Jaan Main kitchen Mein Hun..
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Pakode tal raha hu.. khaogi kya..??
BhencHoD HAHAHAHA
:D :p ;)

3 baate

Bhagwaan ne gupt agent ko india
me 3 baate pata krne k lie bejha
1.Sabse strong cheez kya hai?2.Sabse
weak cheez kya hai?
3.konsi cheez maine nahi banaayi
phir b hai?
Agent wapis aa k bola-
1) India main sabse strong hain
JHAANT KA BAAL.Jisko dekho bolta
hai ki tu meri Jhaant Ka Baal bhi
nahi ukhaad sakta
2-India main Sabse weak hai
GAAND.Jise dekho bolta hai,
gaand phat gayi.
3-Aur wo cheez jo aapne nahin
banayi,magar India main hai
Wo hai
BEHEN KA LODA

Pakka Doctor Banega

Ek Maa Apni Beti Ko Samjhate Hue Kehti
Hai: “Beti Jis Ladke Ko Tum Chahti Ho
Woh Tumahre Liye Theek Nahi Hai”
Beti Boli: Maa Wo Ladka To Genius Hai ...
Pakka Doctor Banega...
Usne To Meri Wo Bimaari Bhi Door Kar Di
Jo Mujhe Har Mahine Lag Jaati Thi.

Palang tod joke

Palang tod joke...acha lga toh thoko like

Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli: “Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“

4 Dhar

12 bj gye ek new joke, hehehehe

Ek Bar Ek Ladki Badi Pareshan Si Doctor Ke Pass Gayi.
Doctor Ne Uski Pareshani Puchhi To Ladki Boli:
“ Doctor Saab Jab Mein Su-Su Karti Hoon To 4 Dhar Nikalti Hai.”
After Checkup The Doctor
Said: “ Kudiye 4 Dhaar To Niklengi Hi, Andar Kisi Ki
Pant Ka Button Fassa Hua Hai.....

maaza aa gya....

Ek baar ek admi honeymoon me jata hai........Aur uska dost phone krke puchta hai....Bhai tune toh kal raat ko toh tune maaze kiye honge......Aadmi:Han yr kal raat ko pehli baar nangi-pungi ldki dekhi......3 baar muth mari maaza aa gya....

Main Bachhe Ki Jaan Bachata Ho

Paani Mein Doobti Ek Aurat Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Bachao-Bachao Main Pregnant Hoon.”
Santa Ne Use Bahar Nikala Aur Muh Se Muh Mila Ke
Usko Saans Dene Laga.
Banta Uski Panty Utaar Ke Uski Choot Ke Andar Foonk
Marne Laga.
Santa: “Kya Kar Raha Hai Kamine?”
Banta: “Array, Tu Maa Ki Jaan Bacha, Main Bachhe
Ki Jaan Bachata Ho

Candle With Hair

Ek Din raju Ne Ek Ladki Ko Dekha Jiski T-Shirt Par
Likha Thha
“Handle With Care”
Agle Din Usne Apni Jeans Ke Aage Likhva Liya
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“Candle With Hair“
hahahahahahahah a
jisko samajh aya thoko LIKE ;))

LUND

Teacher Student Se: “Duniya Main Sab Se Halki Cheez
Kaunsi Hai ”
Johny: “Madam Ji Lund”
Teacher: “Woh Kaise?”
Johny: “Jo Sochne Se Hi Apne Aap Uth Jaaye Us Se
Halka Or Kya Ho Sakta Hai.. !….”
Teacher Ne Socha Logic To Thik Hai. Usne Next Question
Puchha
“Duniya Ki Sabse Bhari Cheez Kaunsi Hai ?”
Johny Fir Bola: “Ji Lund”
Madam Hairan Hokar Boli:
“ Aisa Kese Ho Sakta Hai Ki Halka Bhi Wo Aur Bhari Bhi Wo”
Johny: “Madam Ji Ek Bar Agar Ye Sex Kar Le To Fir Duniya
Ki Koi Crane Bhi Ise Khada Nahi Kar Sakta “ o_O
:p =D ;)) =)) xP xD (Y)

Kele Ke Saath

Ladki Doctor Se Boli: “Dr. Sahab Muje Abhi Maa Nahi
Ban na ”
Doctor: “Condom Use Kiya Karo”
Ladki Boli: “Condom Paani Ke Saath Lena Hai Ya Doodh Ke
Saath ”
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Doctor: “Kele Ke Saath“ xD ;)) :D:P =D

Doodh Aur Ladki

College Ke Trip Par Bache Ghumne Gaye Thhe, Aur Usmein
judi Ki Beti Chinki Bhi Thhi.
Chinki Ne Sabhi Friends Ke Aage Ek Question Rakha.
'Koi Btayega Ki Doodh Aur Ladki Mein Kya Farq Hota Hai”
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PAPPU: “ Pagli Tujhe Itna Bhi Nahi Pata..!! :O
Doodh Jab Garam Hota Hai To Malayi Uper Aati Hai,
Aur Ladki Jab Garam Ho To Malayi
Niche Aati Hai” o_O :

Ma Dar Chod

Class Mein Madam Sab Bachhon Se Unke Papa Ka
Naam Puchh Rahi Thi,
Jab Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Madam Ne Puchha..
“Apne Papa Ka Naam Batao?”
Pappu: “Mam, Mangelal Darshanlal Choudhary”
Madam: “Bahut Bada Naam Hai, Chhota Kar Ke Batao? ”
Pappu: “Ma Dar Chod“ xD :p =D xP x

susu krun ke na krun

Judi: Aaj din bohot bura guzra
Darwaza khola kundi hath me a gyi,
Nul khola tooti hath me a gyi,
Suitcase uthaya handle hath me,
Ab dar raha hun
Ke
susu krun ke na krun ???

Dar Dar

Wife :
Pehlay Tum Daily Karte They
Phir Weekly Aur Ab Monthly Karte Ho ..
Kyun ?
Husband :
Pehle Teri Aisee Thee {}
Phir Aisee Thee { }
Ab Aisee Hai { }
Ab Kia Karoon Aise {} Ki Talash Mein
Dar Dar Ki Thokrein Khaa Raha Hoon.

Gaand Phaar Doonga

Husband Aur Wife Main Bheyanak Jhagra Hogaya.
Husband Ghusse Say Chillaya:
Gaand Phaar Doonga.
Wife Boli:
Agay Ki Tu Sochte Nahi,
Bus Peechay Pare Rehte Ho.

Mami Ki Gufa Me Papa Ka Kala Sap

Ek Ladaki Apani Bua Ji Ke Sath
Bathroom Me Naha Rahi Thi
To Usake Bua Ki Chuchi Dikhi,
Ladaki Boli:
Bua Ji Ye Kya Hai,
To Bua Ji Boli:
Tarch Hai
Feer Vahi Ladaki Dusre Din Ma Ke Bur Ko Dekha
To Ladaki Boli:
Ye Kya Hai,
To Ma Ne Bola:
Beti Ye Gufa Hai
Feer Vahi Ladaki 1 Din
Apane Papa Ka Lund Dekha
Aur Boli Papa:
Ye Kya Hai ,
Papa Ne Bola:
Beti Ye Sap Hai,
1 Din Raat Ko Us Ladaki Ke Papa Ne
Usaki Mami Ko Pel Rahe The
To Ladaki Uth Gayi Dhere Se Apani Bua Ji
Ke Pass Bolati Hai:
Bua Ji Apani Tarch Do
Mami Ki Gufa Me Papa Ka Kala Sap Gus Gaya Hai

Do Ghoonth Maar

Agar Tujhme Himmat Hai To
Kutub Minar Hila Kar Dikha
Agar Tujhme Himmat Hai To
Kutub Minar Hila Kar Dikha
Aur Agar Nahin
To Mere Paas Baith
Do Ghoonth Maar
Aur Kutub Minar Ko Hilta Hua Dekh

LODA

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka
naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah
LODA likh liya.....

Public Place

Sardar 1 Randi Ki Chudai Kar Raha Tha
Chudai Karte Waqt Usne Randi Ki Choot Me Moot Diya
Randi Ne 1 Thappad Usko Rasid Diya
Sardar :
Kyo Mara?
Randi:
Behanchod,Public Place Me Peshaab Karta Hai

Chaddi Dagadaar

29 Ko Vo Naraz Thi,
30 Ko Yaaro Baarat Thi,
1 Ko Mast Suhagraat Thi
2 Ko Pyar Ki Barsaat Thi.
Aankh Khuli To Pata Chala
Sapno Ki Kali Raat Thi.
Hath Mein Apna Lund Aur
Chaddi Dagadaar Thi.. 

Now 3 idiot's song

Now 3 idiot's song
Saari Umar Hum Muth Mar Ke Jiliye
Ab To Hume Chodne Do-
Chodne Do
Give Me The Condom
Give Me Some Place
Give Me Another Chance
I Wanna Fuck Her Once Again.. xD ;)) :

Choot Mein Bhi Kulhadi

Ek 7 Saal Ka Bachha Apni Ek Aunty Ke Saath Naha Raha Tha
Bache Ne Aunty Ke Niche Dekha Aur Bola
“Aunty Aunty, Aapke Vaha Cut Kyun Hai?”
Aunty Ne Socha Chota Bachha Hai Isko Bahla Deti Hu
Aunty: “Beta, Wo Yaha Kulhadi Lag Gayi Thhi Isliye..
Bachha Hairan Hote Hue: “Heyy Bhagwan Choot Mein Bhi
Kulhadi Lag Gayi“ xD

PARLE G

Sharmila Ladka Suhagrat ko Wifeki Breast par Hath laga kar:
"Yeh Kya hai?"
Wife: Iss me se Dudh Nikalta hai
Ladka:Tum Dudh Nikalo, Main
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"PARLE G" Leker Aata hun..

salla husband

A gal got a call frm unknwn no. 
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Man- r u single ?
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Gal- yes ,bt who r u ??
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Man- ur husband , bc aj gr aake btata hu tuje....
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She recieves another coll frm unknown no.
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Man - r u booked??
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Gal - yes bt who r u ??
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Man- m ur boyfriend ,,u cheat!!
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Gal - o sry jaanu i thought it was my husband
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Man - saali tera husband hi bol raha hun ,aj to tu pkka gai :p

warnty

Customer- Yeh underwear kitne ka hai?
Dukandar- 50Rs ka
Customer-Iski koi warnty?
Dukndar: 6 floor se niche gir jao,Gaand phat jayegi, magar chaddinahi! :>:| :D

Hahaha faadu one

Hahaha faadu one

PAGALKHANE me Nurse ek Patient (Pagal) se: Mera Dupatta utaro..
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Kameez bhi utaro.
Pagal: OK !
Nurse: Ab meri Salwar bhi utaro
Pagal- OK !
Nurse: Ab Meri Bra aur Panty bhi..
Aur dhyaan rahe
Aainda kabhi mere kapde nahi pehanna !
Aaj fir aapki soch ko 21 topo ki salaami. X_X

WE R BOYS..;-)

Ladka hone k fayade-
1.Hame UN DINO ka tension nahihota.
2. Koi bhari saman latkta nahi rehta.
3.Nange b ghume to kisi ki bhavnaye nahi jagti.
4.Virgnity ka koi pruf nahi hota.
5.khujane pe hath gila nahi hota.
6.And above all, jahan chahe waha mut sakte he.
We r grateful
WE R BOYS..;-)

Thank god

Ek din teacher bache se puchti hai
Teacher- Tumhara nam kya hai?
Bachcha- mam, Hola.
Teacher- yeh kaisa nam hai ?
Bachcha- mai holi wale din paidahua tha na islie.
Teacher- Thank god lohdi wale din paida ni hue...

Mera Mobile NumberNote Kar Lo

Ladki Chemist Shop Pe Jati Hai Aur Bolti Hai
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Girl: “ Aapke Pass 12 Inch Ka Condom Hai? ”
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Shopkeeper: “ Haan Hai, Boliye Kitne Du? ”
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Ladki: “ Arey Nahi, Mujhe Nahi Chahiye Par Mera Mobile NumberNote Kar Lo. Jo Bhi Ye Condom Purchase Kare Usko Mera Mobile Number De Dena 

free ki chudai

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Apne Dost Ke Ghar
Jata Hai.
Par Uska Dost Ghar Par Nahi Hota Kisi
Kam Se Bahar Market Tak Gaya Hota
Hai.
Aadmi Uski Biwi Se Puchta Hai: “Aapke
Pati Kab Tak Aa Jayenge?”
Aurat Bolti Hai: “1 Gante Tak Aa
Jayenge”
Aadmi: “Chalo Thodi Der Yahi Pe Unka
Intzar Kar Leta Hoon”
Aadmi Wahi Sofe Pe Beth Jata Hai, Thodi
Der Baad Dost Ki Biwi Se Bolta Hai.
Dost: “Babhi Ji, Agar Aap Mujhe Apna Ek
Boob Dikhayengi To Mein Aapko 500
Rupaye Dunga”
Pahle To Aurat Sochti Hai Ki Sala Kya
Bakwas Kar Raha Hai, Fir Socha Ki Sirf Ek
Boob Hi To Dikhana Hai.
Aurat Apna Ek Boob Dikha Deti HaiAur
500 Rupaye Le Leti Hai.
Thodi Der Baad Aadmi Phir PuchtaHai:
“Agar Aap Mujhe Apne Dono Boobs
Dikhayengi To Mein 500 Rupaye Aur
Dunga”
Aurat Ye Sunkar Jaldi Se Dono Boobs
Dikha Deti Hai Aur 500 Rupaye Le Leti
Hai.
Aadmi Phir Bola: “1500 Rupaye Aur
Dunga Agar Inhe Chussne Do To”
Aurat Ne Socha Choosna Hi To Hai 1500
Rupaye Bhi Mil Jayenge.
Aurat Ne Jaldi Se Apni Shirt Utari Aur
Boli: “Ye Lo Choos Lo”
Aadmi Choosne Laga Use Aur Maja
Aaya. Thodi Der Choosne Ke Baad Phir
Kaha.
Aadmi: “2500 Rupaye Dunga Chut Bhi
Dikha Do”
Aurat Ne Socha Ki Sirf Dikhani Hi To Hai
2500 Rss Mill Jayenge, Khoob Achi
Shopping Karungi, Aurat Ne Jeans Utaar
Ke Apni Chut Bhi Dikha Di.
Lekin Aadmi Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Sex
Karne Ka Man Karne Laga Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Babhi Ji, Bas Ek Khawish Aur,
Agar Aap Sex Karne De To 5000 Rupaye
Aur Dunga”
Aurat Ne Socha Chalo Ghar Par BhiKoi
Nahi Hai Aur Taste Bhi Change Ho
Jayega Aur Paise Bhi Mil Jayenge, Vese
Bhi Kisi Ko Kya Pata Lagna Hai
Aadmi Ne Tassali Baksh Us Se Chudayi
Ki Aur Sex Karke Paise Dene Ke Baad
Bola
Aadmi: “Acha Lagta Hai Unko Der Ho
Jayegi Mein Phir Kabhi Aa Jaunga”
Aurat Khushi Se Boli: “Haan Ji Jaroor-
Jaroor Aaiyega”
Aadmi Ke Niklte Hi Thodi Der Baad
Aurat Ka Pati Aa Jata Hai Aur Puchta
Hai.
Pati: “Mere Kisi Dost Ne Aakar Tumhe
10000 Rupaye To Nahi Diye, Jo Usne
Mujhse Kal Udhar Liye The, Bol Raha
Tha Ki Aaj Ghar De Jaunga“

hahahaha penchod banda scene kr k chala gya hahaha

DAD IS A CHEMIST!

Boy goes to a chemist-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to
my gf's house for dinner.
Then he says "Give me two more.
My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her momis
still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts
praying.
10 min 'n he is still praying, his
head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend-" I never knew you areso
religious"
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Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A
CHEMIST!

ab nikal lo

Bund padu jOke......
Pappu on phone: ye kahan ka number
hai?
Inspector: police station ka.
Pappu: Aap k paas kya hai?
Insp: Danda.
Pappu: BUM mein daal lo.
Ye bol ke phone rakh diya.
Inspector ne caller ID se phone number
liya aur usi number pe call lagaya.
Pappu k father ne uthaya.
Inspector: yahan se ek phone aaya tha,
mujse bola aap k pass danda hai to BUM
mein dal lo.
Father: kitni der pehle phone aayatha?
Insp: 10 min pehle
Father: Toh ab nikal lo! :

golliyan kis kaam ki....

Dr.to old man:-Tumhari neeche ki dono golliyan nikaalni pdengi............old man:-Beta nikaal do jb bandook hi nhi chalti toh golliyan kis kaam ki....

MAUN-Vrat

MAUN-Vrat ke din, husband office ja raha tha toh,

Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya,
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya

Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai kab aoge
Hsbd: mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me

Gabhrahat

Suhaag Raat Me Wife :
Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai..
Husband : Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye ?
Wife : Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.