Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani

Wife was having sex in an apartment 20 floors high with Rajnikant. She then heard her husband coming.. She told Rajnikant to stay like robot and not to move.

Husband: What is this?

Wife: This is a robot i bought to have sex with when you are traveling...

Husband: Okay.. Lets have sex now...

Wife: No sweetheart.. Yesterday i got my period, so i will go and make a cup of coffee for you..

After she left the husband said: Damn i am so horny, i will fuck this robot...

He tried fucking. Rajnikant started talking in a metallic robotic way..

"System error
Wrong hole
System error
Wrong hole.."

Husband: Damn robot is not working properly.. I am throwing it out of the window..

Rajnikant realized that he was on the 20th floor he said:

"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
"PLEASE TRY AGAIN"

Moral of d story :waqt bura ho toh Rajnikant ko bhi gaand marwani padti hai...